Weaponized News – Warning: Property Protected by Aardvark T-Shirt

Description

A lightweight, classic-fit cotton tee that carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. The soft crewneck silhouette feels comfortable all day, while the vintage-style front graphic — a distressed “Warning: This property is protected by a highly trained Aardvark” sign — and the striking, weapon-shaped back print create a playful, irreverent personality. Wear it to spark conversation at casual meetups, weekend hangouts, or backyard barbecues. The breathable ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep focus on the message and the moment, not on scratchy tags or stiffness. This shirt ages well with washes and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder-taped construction.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
– Classic crewneck and regular fit with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
– Tubular, side-seam-free construction for cleaner look and reduced waste
– Shoulder twill tape and tear-away inner label for comfort and durability
– DTG front prints with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors